Tiger Woods’ 10 Most Meretricious Mistresses

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Amid the finalization of his divorce, his wife’s interview and his struggles on the golf course, Tiger Woods is still attempting to shake the karma that befell him after his lurid extracurricular activities were brought to light last November. Perhaps the most surprising details that came out during the scandal pertained to the girls he was seeing – none of whom seemed to have a fraction of the beauty and class of Elin Nordegren. The list below is a reminder that money and fame don’t always bring you the most dignified women. Here are Tiger Woods’ 10 most meretricious mistresses, or in other words, his least desirable lady friends.

  1. Joslyn James
    The former porn star released the tawdry texts that she and Tiger exchanged during the course of their relationship. The messages indicated that she isn’t exactly an empowered woman, and that Tiger felt more comfortable (in a bad, less respectful way) around her than his other mistresses.
  2. Holly Sampson
    Sampson is the second porn star with whom Tiger had trysts – one of which wasn’t so secret, occurring at his bachelor party after they first met. She’s also an escort, so it’s little surprise she’d be after a man of considerable wealth. The publicity figures to be good for her career, which used to consist of legitimate acting. During the ’90s, she most notably appeared in the television show “The Wonder Years” and the movie “Gia.”
  3. Devon James
    Tiger’s third porn star mistress claims that he is the father of her nine-year-old son, Austin T. James, whose middle initial is a tribute to his supposed dad. But her mother, of all people, begs to differ, telling the press that her daughter is a “pathological liar” who is out for Tiger’s money. James’ paternity claim was dismissed in Florida, and she recently checked into rehab after an emotional breakdown.
  4. Loredana Jolie
    Tiger allegedly became acquainted with Jolie through her pimp, Michelle Braun, and it apparently worked out – Braun said in January that Jolie was Tiger’s favorite call girl. Jolie’s other boss, Chris Kellund, said that “She wanted to be a star.” He’s the owner of a business that supplies strippers to private parties.
  5. Mindy Lawton
    After the identification of Lawton as one of Tiger’s mistresses, people couldn’t help but question his taste in women. Although she wasn’t a porn star or prostitute, the homely waitress wasn’t exactly the model of class, as evidenced by the details of her relationship with Tiger. One meeting between the two supposedly resulted in the National Enquirer blackmailing Tiger by threatening to report the affair.
  6. Jamie Jungers
    Jungers is a former Vegas lingerie model and cocktail waitress who allegedly used the thousands of dollars given to her by Tiger for a liposuction, which was intended to improve her “trashy” appearance. Apparently it worked – she’s slated to host a reality show with Jesse James’ mistress “Bombshell” McGee.
  7. Jaimee Grubbs
    Before Grubbs became just one of Tiger’s mistresses, she was best known for being a girlfriend of a tool on VH1’s “Tool Academy.” Her penchant for tools has resulted in fame for the former cocktail waitress, as US Weekly supposedly paid her for a set of revealing photos.
  8. Cori Rist
    Rist is a divorced mother of a seven-year-old who apparently found time to fly to whichever part of the country in which Tiger was located at his request. Regardless, she won a custody dispute against her ex-husband, who allegedly has wire transfers of money that Tiger gave to Rist.
  9. Theresa Rogers
    By the time most women reach their 40s, they have well-established careers and healthy families of their own. But not Theresa Rogers. She’s the second woman to claim that Tiger fathered her child. She also says that Tiger negotiated a multi-million dollar settlement with her in order to keep it a secret.
  10. Rachel Uchitel
    Uchitel had previously garnered attention as a face of 9/11 – photos of her holding a picture of her dead fiance after the attacks were published worldwide. Almost a decade later, she’s recognized as Tiger’s first identified mistress, and her reputation has taken more of a beating since it was revealed that she also had an affair with David Boreanaz.

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