Rednecks live in a style of their own. Not really worried about appearances, rather cheap, comfortable, and whatever works. Here are 45 pictures that show what I mean.

As far as we know, these images are real and have not been photoshopped.

Redneck Porch Swing
More comfortable than a wood swing.
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Redneck Cup Holder
Close and easy to drink out of.
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Redneck Spoiler
That will keep the back of the car down.
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Redneck Trunk
This is better than a regular trunk,
you don’t have to worry about that trunk lid getting in the way.
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Redneck Yard Swing
Well what else do you do with your old couch?
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Redneck Cooler
It doubles as a washing machine once a month.
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Redneck Bomp Shelter
Hurry up kids get in so we can be safe.
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Redneck Motorcycle
Hey just because you are on a bike,
doesn’t mean you cant take your home with you.
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Redneck Snow Plow
Have to move that snow with something.
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Redneck Travel Trailer
It has a room and seating for 20.
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Redneck Home Defense
He doesn’t call 911, but I bet his neighbors do.
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Redneck Motorcycle
Who says then have to be made out of metal.
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Redneck Bass Boat
I bet its a pain when you get a big fish on the line.
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Redneck Mower
You have to admit that’s some good work,
only missing the beer cup holder.
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Redneck Gingerbread House
Even the colors are accurate.
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Redneck Limo
When a redneck wins the Lottery.
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Redneck Reporting
Now I bet you didn’t know Wal-Mart was fancy.
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Redneck Trailer
Wonder what they used the frontend for.
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Redneck Deer Stand
Ah, there’s the frontend.
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Redneck Deer Stand 2
Who says when you are hunting you can’t have comfort.
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Redneck Dishwasher
They say dog’s have a clean mouth.
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Redneck Golf Cart
This way you can drive down into the water
to retreive your balls.
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Redneck Highrise
Now you have to wonder how they got it
jacked up that high to begin with.
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Redneck House Boat
What more can you ask for in a boat?
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Redneck Yacht
Ah now I see, there is more to have on a boat.
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Redneck Car
Notice the front hookup for a snow plow.
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Redneck Floatie
Above all else, make sure you save the beer.
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Redneck Limo 2
Do you have a few old trucks out back,
well if you do you can make your own limo.
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Redneck Limo 3
I’d like to see that make some of those jumps.
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Redneck Motor Home
Its not everyday you find a two story motor home.
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Redneck Swimming Hole
It was at that moment she wondered how deep the hole really is.
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Redneck SUV
The had to get the idea for the Hummer from somewhere.
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Redneck Taxi
Just have to be carefull getting in and out.
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Redneck Wading Pool
Another use for that truck you have out back.
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Redneck Santa Sleigh
And you thought Santa didn’t recycle.
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Redneck Sprinkler
There’s no need to buy and expensive sprinkler,
and if it pops, just get another bottle.
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Redneck Mailbox
I’m not sure this is the house
you want to break into.
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Redneck Condo
This is where those redneck limos park.
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Redneck Swimming Pool
No need to let that dumpster go to waste.
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Redneck Wading Pool 2
You have to do something to cool off in the south.
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Redneck Tank Top
I’ve worn a lot of thing, but
underwear upside down as a top…
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Redneck Tractor Pull
Is that testing her strength or
the strength of the bikini bottom?
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Redneck Wedding Picture
It has everything you need, Pregnant, Cigarette,
Beer, Missing tooth, and the dog.
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Redneck Wiener Cooker
When you have the family over,
you have to cook fast.
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Redneck AC
Oddly, this probably is cheaper
than fixing the car AC.

You might be a redneck if:

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
much gas is in it.
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different
night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch
this.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen,
start your engines.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.
16. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law
against it.
17. Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
18. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
19. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
20. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
21. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
22. None of the tires on your van are the same size.
23. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.
24. Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.
25. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
26. Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
27. Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
28. You’ve slow danced in the Waffle House.
29. Starting your car involves popping the hood.
30. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
31. You whistle at women in church.
32. You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.
33. You’ve been in a fist fight at a yard sale.
34. You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the back.
35. You think people who have cell phones and e-mail are uppity.

Have You Heard

36. Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can’t touch it ’til she’s 14.
37. How do you know when you’re staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,” and the front desk replies, “Go ahead.”
38. Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
39. What do they call rerun of “Hee Haw” in Alabama? Documentaries.
40. Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called teethbrush.

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